Total Medals Earned: 486 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,130 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/500 points)
Complete the Grass Dungeon!
Complete the Grass Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Reach the Hall of Challenges!
Complete the Grass Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Water Dungeon!
Complete the Fire Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon!
Complete the Golden Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Completed the secret level of Fire Dungeon!
Completed the secret level of Golden Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Grass Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Water Dungeon!
Complete Time Trial mode for the entire game!
Complete the Golden Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Golden Dungeon!
Complete the Time Trial mode for entire game with 10 or less deaths!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/360 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/75 points)
Win The Anger Game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)
There's not always a light on the other end.
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 6/9 (125/375 points)
Pass 5 levels
Pass 15 levels
Pass 10 levels
Pass half of the levels
Pass 25 levels
Pass 30 levels
Pass 35 levels
Complete the game
Pass the secret level
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Find the mysterious "Sheepwolf" artifact
Find the mysterious "Engineer's Relic" artifact
Find the mysterious "Pottery" artifact
Find the mysterious "Kind Monster" artifact
Drive with the ultimate vehicle!
Beat the first level
Beat the second level
Beath the third level
Beat the fourth level
Unlock everything!
Medals Earned: 17/18 (495/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Get a girl mad at you.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.